Perpetual Horse's Ass - Last Place Trophy
Perpetual Horse's Ass - Last Place Trophy
Perpetual Horse's Ass - Last Place Trophy
Perpetual Horse's Ass - Last Place Trophy

Perpetual Horse's Ass - Last Place Trophy

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Every league needs a villain. Meet theirs.

Standing 10 inches tall on a sturdy plastic base, the Horse's Ass Perpetual Loser Trophy is the ultimate consolation "prize" for whoever bombs their draft, benches the wrong RB in the championship, or somehow loses to a team named after a bodily function. It's not a participation trophy — it's a permanent monument to bad decisions.

The best part? This trophy isn't a one-and-done. The base is built to hold custom loser plaques for 15 years running, so every season's biggest bust gets etched into league history right alongside the ones before them. Year after year, the shame accumulates — and so does the legacy.

Hand it off at your draft party, unveil it at the end-of-season banquet, or mail it to your buddy who insisted his sleeper pick was "basically Mahomes." However you deliver the blow, it's guaranteed to get more reactions in the group chat than the championship trophy ever will.

Details:

  • 10" tall
  • Durable plastic base
  • Holds up to 15 years of engraved loser plaques
  • Future Engraved Championship plaques are available for purchase here

Because glory fades. But being the Horse's Ass? That's forever.

Shipping Info

$5 FLAT RATE ECONOMY shipments will be fulfilled by the lowest price carrier available and may take longer than options below. Estimated time 5-7 business days

FREE SHIPPING OVER $199 shipments will be fulfilled by the lowest price carrier available and may take longer than options below. Estimated time 5-7 business days

USPS PRIORITY MAIL
Priority Mail (US locations) 2-4 business days
Priority Mail (APO, AK, HI Only) 5-15 business days
Please note that we cannot GUARANTEE a delivery date from the postal service. Those rebels play by their own rules.

UPS GROUND, 2-DAY AIR, OVERNIGHT

UPS Ground (US locations) 3-7 BUSINESS DAYS depending on location. We ship from Tennessee, so the further away you are, the longer it takes - simple as that.


UPS 2 Day Air (US locations) 2 BUSINESS DAYS** (orders must be placed before 9:00am CST!) Saturday delivery is not available for all locations
UPS Next Day (US locations) 1 BUSINESS DAYS** (orders must be placed before 9:00am CST!) Saturday delivery is not available for all locations
**Engraved orders - Add time for processing listed above!!

CANADA ORDERS
WE CANNOT GUARANTEE DELIVERY TIMES ON CANADA ORDERS. Orders can sometimes take up to 30+ days to arrive depending on location. Once your order leaves our warehouse, there is nothing we can do to speed up the process of customs clearance. Plan ahead!
Currently all international shipments are sent via USPS International. The package will be passed off to Canada Post for final mile delivery.
If you have not placed an international order before, we strongly encourage you to contact us before placing your order (See next bullet point below)
Additional tariffs, taxes & other import fees may be due upon delivery and are the responsibility of the customer. No returns, exchanges or refunds can be processed on international orders.


INTERNATIONAL ORDERS
Unfortunately we recently have made the difficult decision to discontinue international shipping to all other international countries (excluding Canada).

Shipping Info

$5 FLAT RATE ECONOMY shipments will be fulfilled by the lowest price carrier available and may take longer than options below. Estimated time 5-7 business days

FREE SHIPPING OVER $199 shipments will be fulfilled by the lowest price carrier available and may take longer than options below. Estimated time 5-7 business days

USPS PRIORITY MAIL
Priority Mail (US locations) 2-4 business days
Priority Mail (APO, AK, HI Only) 5-15 business days
Please note that we cannot GUARANTEE a delivery date from the postal service. Those rebels play by their own rules.

UPS GROUND, 2-DAY AIR, OVERNIGHT

UPS Ground (US locations) 3-7 BUSINESS DAYS depending on location. We ship from Tennessee, so the further away you are, the longer it takes - simple as that.


UPS 2 Day Air (US locations) 2 BUSINESS DAYS** (orders must be placed before 9:00am CST!) Saturday delivery is not available for all locations
UPS Next Day (US locations) 1 BUSINESS DAYS** (orders must be placed before 9:00am CST!) Saturday delivery is not available for all locations
**Engraved orders - Add time for processing listed above!!

CANADA ORDERS
WE CANNOT GUARANTEE DELIVERY TIMES ON CANADA ORDERS. Orders can sometimes take up to 30+ days to arrive depending on location. Once your order leaves our warehouse, there is nothing we can do to speed up the process of customs clearance. Plan ahead!
Currently all international shipments are sent via USPS International. The package will be passed off to Canada Post for final mile delivery.
If you have not placed an international order before, we strongly encourage you to contact us before placing your order (See next bullet point below)
Additional tariffs, taxes & other import fees may be due upon delivery and are the responsibility of the customer. No returns, exchanges or refunds can be processed on international orders.


INTERNATIONAL ORDERS
Unfortunately we recently have made the difficult decision to discontinue international shipping to all other international countries (excluding Canada).

Return Policy

We want to assure you are 100% satisfied with the product you purchased, which is why we offer a 15 day return / exchange period.

  • Returned / exchanged items must be in 100% resalable condition
  • Timeframe begins from date of delivery
  • Customer is responsible for return shipping postage

We do NOT accept returns or exchanges on any custom engraved items or any international orders. All sales of those items are final.

To initiate a return or exchange under these terms, please shoot us a message and reference your original order #.

Return Policy

We want to assure you are 100% satisfied with the product you purchased, which is why we offer a 15 day return / exchange period.

  • Returned / exchanged items must be in 100% resalable condition
  • Timeframe begins from date of delivery
  • Customer is responsible for return shipping postage

We do NOT accept returns or exchanges on any custom engraved items or any international orders. All sales of those items are final.

To initiate a return or exchange under these terms, please shoot us a message and reference your original order #.

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