Fantasy Loser Trophies
Somebody has to finish last. FantasyJocks makes fantasy football loser trophies and last-place punishments for that manager,...Read More
Somebody has to finish last. FantasyJocks makes fantasy football loser trophies and last-place punishments for that manager, from the Perpetual Horse's Ass trophy that holds 15 years of engraved loser plaques to sashes, medals, car magnets and bumper stickers that make them wear the shame all season.
Loser trophies
- Perpetual Horse's Ass ($49): our best-selling loser trophy. It stands 10" tall on a plastic base that holds 15 years of engraved loser plaques. When you order, we engrave as many loser plaques as your league needs (up to 15), so every past loser is on it from day one.
- Toilet Loser Trophy ($39): a 6" antique-bronze resin toilet with a trophy cup circling the drain, and a laser-engraved front plaque with up to 3 lines for the loser's name, year or record.
- Bobble Head Outhouse Award ($25): a 5.5" resin bobblehead on a marble base, in fantasy football, baseball, basketball and hockey versions.
Make them wear it
- Miss Fantasy Loser Sash ($25): a pageant-style sash for your last-place finisher.
- "Flush of Shame" Loser Medal ($12): a golden poop on a white toilet, hung on a pink lanyard.
- Participation Award ($9, or $15 for a 3-pack): for the manager who gave it their all and still came up short.
Make it public
- Fantasy Football Loser Car Magnet ($12): a weatherproof 10" x 4" magnet that removes cleanly at the end of the season.
- License Plate Loser ($15): a black license plate frame with pink lettering.
- "I Suck at Fantasy Football" Bumper Sticker ($6): a 7.5" x 4" sticker for the loser's bumper.
For a disputed champion
Controversial finish? Commissioner ruling that half the league is still mad about? Hand your champ the Asterisk Award ($9), a medal with a laser-engraved plaque.
Fantasy football loser trophy ideas
- Hand out the loser trophy at your draft party, so the whole league sees it.
- Pair a trophy with a car magnet or bumper sticker so the shame lasts all season.
- Use a perpetual trophy to build a history: every new loser sees the names of the ones before them.
Shipping
- $5 flat-rate shipping in the contiguous US. Free shipping on orders over $200.
- Items with no engraving ordered before 9:00am CST ship the same business day.
- Anything laser engraved adds roughly 3–5 days of processing before it ships.
Shop the rest of your league awards
Crown your champion with a fantasy football trophy, championship ring or championship belt, and find replacement name plates in our engraved trophy plaques collection.
Fantasy loser trophy FAQ
What is a good fantasy football loser trophy?
It depends on how hard your league wants to go. A perpetual trophy like the Horse's Ass gets passed to each new last-place finisher and keeps a permanent record of every loser. An engraved annual trophy like the Toilet Loser Trophy is theirs to keep. Wearables and car magnets make the punishment public.
What's the difference between a perpetual and an annual loser trophy?
A perpetual loser trophy stays with the league and moves to each season's last-place finisher, with a new engraved plaque added every year. The Perpetual Horse's Ass holds 15 years of plaques. An annual trophy is given to one loser to keep.
Can I engrave the loser's name?
Yes, on two of our loser trophies. The Toilet Loser Trophy has an engraved front plaque with up to 3 lines of text. The Perpetual Horse's Ass takes a new engraved plaque each season, and when you order it, we engrave as many plaques as your league needs (up to 15) for your past losers.
Where do I get new plaques for the Horse's Ass trophy?
The Perpetual Horse's Ass uses our Armchair Engraved Plaques, which are $9 each and have a peel-and-stick adhesive backing.
Do you have loser trophies for other fantasy sports?
Yes. The Bobble Head Outhouse Award comes in fantasy football, baseball, basketball and hockey versions.
How fast do loser trophies ship?
Items with no engraving ordered before 9:00am CST ship the same business day. Engraved items add roughly 3–5 days of processing. Shipping is a $5 flat rate in the contiguous US and free on orders over $200.
