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Depending on your personal level of wit and cleverness, honing in on the best fantasy football team names for your squad(s) can be either incredibly fun or painfully awkward.

It's kind of like that first day of a new semester in college, when the professor loops around the room and asks each student to share something about themselves: "Something unique or something you love to do". More than anything else, you don't want to be Captain Obvious, who when asked, insecurely responds with, "Um, I love to travel!" Oh do you now? That's so unique of you! I hate bathing on the beaches of Italy and exploring the pyramids of Giza!

Choosing a fantasy football team name is just like that. When your buddy who sits in the desk ahead of yours wraps up his answer, you best be ready to speak up.

These are 3 no-no's when selecting a team name:fantasy football names

  1. Using the same name you used in a prior season.
  2. Using a name that was already too overused three years ago (please stop using Beats by Ray) 
  3. Using your actual, birth name (Nick's Ninjas.... nah)
All three are off limits. The only thing being accomplished by doing any of the above, is letting your league-mates know that you, too, love to travel.

Don’t get it twisted, choosing a team name is a big deal. You live with your decision for six months, or longer if you broke rule #1. Similar to rooting for the Broncos all season, there’s a place reserved in your heart for The Golden Taints. Might as well get a good chuckle out of it.

This year, FantasyJocks is on a mission to automate the name-game for you in 2017. Not all of these names are laugh out loud funny, but the list is enormous, so I guarantee at least one or two of them will sink your submarine. And while we appreciate a good vulgar team name from time to time, we've tried to whittle the list down to the most creative ones we've seen over the years. I went ahead and highlighted a few of my favorites. So, without further ado, enjoy!

  • 1.21 JJ WATTS
  • 2 Gurley's 1 Cup
  • 50 Trent
  • 80% Mental, 40% Physical
  • A Zeke Outlook
  • Abdullah Oblongatas
  • Ain’t No Such Thing as Halfway Cooks
  • Al Hurns and Gurley
  • All About That Bosa
  • All About the Benjamins
  • All I do is Winston
  • All That I Snead
  • Amari 2600
  • Amari Teenage Riot
  • Backfields and McCoys
  • Bend It Like Beckham
  • Big Gronkowski
  • Big Ol' Bortles
  • Blake the Snakes
  • Born to Maclin
  • Bortles Service
  • Boy Named Suh
  • Boyz N Da Hood
  • Brady Did Its
  • Brady Gaga
  • Brees the Sheriff
  • Breesy Like Sunday Morning
  • Call Me the Brees
  • Can You Diggs It?
  • Check My Balls
  • Chronic Masterdeflater
  • Cobb Deep
  • Crab-leg Bootleg
  • Cry Me a Rivers
  • Dak to the Future
  • Danger, Allen Robinson, Danger
  • Dez Dispensers
  • Dez Does Dallas
  • Dez Nuts
  • Dez-ed & Confused
  • Dion Lewis and Clark
  • Dirty Landry
  • Dirty Sanchez Butt-Fumblers
  • Discount Belichick
  • Don’t Play McCoy with Me
  • Doug E. Freshes
  • Drake's New Favorite Team
  • Drinkin' Fortes
  • Dude, Where's Derek Carr?
  • Eat, Drink and D. Murray!
  • Edward Chubby Hands
  • Eiferted
  • Erect Dicker
  • Evil Empire
  • Fat and Lacy
  • Fatt Morte
  • Favre Dollar Footlong
  • For Whom the Bell Tolls
  • Forgetting Brandon Marshall
  • Forte inch Ditka
  • Forte Shades of Grey
  • Forte Yard Dash
  • Forte Year Old Virgin
  • Free Bradys
  • From Wentz You Came
  • Game of Jones
  • Geno 911!
  • Gisele's Bundchens
  • Goff Balls
  • Golden Taint
  • Golden Tate Warriors
  • Green Eggs and Cam
  • Green Initiative
  • Gronk You Like a Hurricane
  • GurleyThings
  • Hangin with Mr. Cooper
  • Hard Knocks Life
  • Hartline Bling
  • Hernandez Hit Men
  • Hurns Notice
  • Hyde The Women and Children
  • I’ll Make You Jameis
  • I’m an Edelmaniac
  • In a Van Down by the Rivers
  • Inglorious Staffords
  • Inglourious Bradfords
  • InstaJimmyGraham
  • It's a Hard Gronk Life
  • It's Always Runny in Philadelphia
  • Jamaal About That Bass
  • Jamaal Charles in Charge
  • Jay-Z's My Agent
  • JJ S.W.A.T.T. Team
  • John Brown Hind Parts
  • Jonesin’ For a Touchdown
  • Julio Let the Dogs Out
  • Julio Think You Are?
  • Kaepernick Swag
  • Keenan and Odell
  • Keyshawn Beliebs
  • Kissing Suzy Kolber
  • Knockin on Evans Door
  • Kung Suh Panda
  • Laces Out
  • Ladies and Edelman
  • Lamars Attacks
  • Landry Service
  • Le’Veon a Prayer
  • Le'Veon Diamonds
  • Le'Veon la Vida Loca
  • Le'Veon Let Die
  • Lockett Up
  • Luck Beat A Brady Tonight
  • Luckness Monster
  • Luckness Monsters
  • Make America Gronk Again
  • Makin' It DWayne
  • Mannings' O-Face
  • Marcus Mari...otto
  • Me and Julio
  • Mike Vick in a box
  • Miller Genuine Draft Picks
  • Montee Can Buy you Happiness
  • Mount Douchemore
  • Mr. Anderson... we missed you
  • Mr. Rodgers' Neighborhood
  • Mr. UGG Boots
  • Multiple Goregasms
  • My Ball Zach Ertz
  • My Favorite Martin
  • My Percy’s on Broadway
  • My TE Ertz When Eifert
  • Ndamkey Kong
  • No Money Manziel
  • No Romo
  • Not Racist Redskins
  • Notorious DGB’s
  • O...dell No!
  • OBJYN
  • Off to Tennessee the Whiz
  • Party Cruisers
  • Party Like a Gronk Star
  • Pimpin’ Ain’t Breesy
  • Pitch a Trent
  • PokeMoncrief
  • Poppin’ Bortles
  • Pounding Fortes
  • Praise the Jord-y
  • Rawls is War
  • Rawls Royces
  • Red Hot Julius Peppers
  • Remember the Titans
  • Revis' Vineyard
  • RG3-Way
  • Rudolph Redzone Reindeer
  • Runs Like a Gurley
  • Samford and Peterson
  • San Francisco 4th & 9ers
  • Saved by the Bell
  • Sexy Lacy
  • Shake it Goff
  • Sherman's Last Rant
  • Show Me the Money
  • Show Me Your TDs
  • Slim Shadys
  • Slow White Bronco
  • Smokin' Jay Cutler
  • St. Bernards
  • Stacked Deckers
  • Stafford Infection
  • Stairway to Evans
  • Steady Cobbin’
  • Suh Girls, One Cup
  • Super Mario-ta
  • T.Y. Dolla $ign
  • Tate is Enough
  • Teenage Mutant Ninja Bortles
  • That’s My DJs
  • The Big Gronkowski
  • The Boldin the Beautiful
  • The Brady Bunch
  • The Door’s Ajayi
  • The Dukes of Hazzard
  • The Gurley Gates
  • The JPP Fireworks Incident
  • The SugarHill Gang
  • The Walking Dez
  • Tommy Two Phones
  • Trolling Crabtree
  • Turn Down for Watt
  • Turn Your Head and Coughlin
  • U Mad Bro?
  • Up All Night to Get Luck-y
  • Upper Deckers
  • Waka Flacco Flame
  • Watch the Ingram Car Please
  • WD-Forte 
  • We Wilfork You
  • Wentz, Twice — Three Times a Lady
  • Wham! Bam! Thank you Cam!
  • What Can Brown Do For You
  • When the Le'Veon Breaks
  • Wilfork Dance Party
  • Wilfork on 1st Date
  • Winning Is My Forte
  • X Marks the Spot
  • Yo Adrians
  • Yo Belichick Yo Self
  • Yo DJ
  • You Down With JPP?
  • You Kaepernick the Future
  • You Manziel, Bro?
  • Zeke Geeks
  • Zeke Squad
Leave a comment down below letting us know which of these team names you think is best or if you have any awesome ones to share. And be sure to check out our store for all your league's draft gear (including our Championship Belts, Rings, Trophies & Live Draft Kits) for the 2017 season!

If you liked what you read from Nick, make sure you head on over to his YouTube channel, where you can follow his fantasy league throughout the 2017 and get head-scratching fantasy football advice all off-season through championship Sunday. Also, if you have any other questions or suggestions, feel free to comment below!




38 Comments

TACO’DELL

Posted by Mykie on August 17, 2017

What about Trubiskits and Gravy??

Biggest draft blunder of the year!

Posted by Kirk on August 16, 2017

In the past I used…
I’m a Man, I’m Forte!
Skittles, Taste Dwayne Bowe
Go Luck Yourself!

Posted by Jason Y. on August 15, 2017

There are some great names in that list. I think mine is pretty awesome as well.

Posted by Smell mEifert on August 11, 2017

I’ll stick with “Hangin’ With Hernandez.”

Posted by Raymond on August 11, 2017

Group Sacks last year, the Slotty Team this year

Posted by Stephen on August 10, 2017

Rosa Parks in the shotgun

Posted by Baller on August 08, 2017

Finger blasting with JPP
Morning Woodhead

Posted by Donjulio on August 07, 2017

My team name this year is Under The InfluWentz!!! #FlyEaglesFly

Posted by Gavin on August 05, 2017

Team name last year; Gurley Gone Wild

Posted by Matt Fallon on July 30, 2017

Make it Ertz so good

Posted by Allen Barnett on July 29, 2017

Eli’s man-thing

Posted by Jereny on July 27, 2017

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