Fantasy Football Team Names (Updated for 2024) - FantasyJocks

Hilarious Fantasy Football Team Names (2024 Edition)

Here at FantasyJocks Worldwide HQ, we have encountered and engraved more fantasy football team names than anyone on the planet. We like to update this article towards the beginning of each season for those of you needing some inspiration for your 2024 fantasy team name.

    Player Inspired Fantasy Football Team Names

    For some managers, working an actual player name into their fantasy football team name is an absolute must! Keep scrolling for some of the standout player themed team names

    • Alvin and The Ship-Munks
    • Alvin The Muffin Man
    • Anything For Love, But I Okonkwon't Do That
    • Baby Back Gibbs
    • Baby Chark
    • Bad JuJu Voodoo
    • Baddest and Gurliest
    • Bakers Dozen
    • Bijan Frisé
    • Bijan Solo and the Wookie
    • Born Again Christian McCaffrey
    • Burrowito Bowl
    • Burrow-ver The Rainbow
    • C-3PJoe (Burrow)
    • CeeDee EeeEffGee
    • CeeDeez Nuts
    • Charged up H-Ekler
    • CharkNado
    • Check my Chubb
    • Come To The Dak Side
    • Dak Attack
    • Dak In A Box
    • DAKstreet Boys
    • Deshaun of the Dead
    • Ekeler? I Hardly Know Her
    • Getaway Carr
    • Giving Me A Chubb
    • Hide and Zeke
    • How I Metcalf Your Mother
    • Jalen Hurts So Good
    • Ja'Marrvelous Mrs. Maisel
    • Jonathan Taylor's Version
    • Kamara Sutra
    • Kelce's Wildest Dream Team
    • Lamar You Serious?
    • Lights, Kamara, Action!
    • Mahomes & Garden
    • Making a Younghoe Koo
    • Mixon Administration
    • Mr. Swift and Co.
    • My Ball Zach Ertz
    • Natural Born Kylers
    • No Hard Thielen's
    • No Place Like Mahomes
    • Run CMC
    • Saquon Barkley's thighs
    • Saquon Deez Nuts
    • Sir Mixon-Lot
    • Super Mariota Bros
    • Take Mahomes, Country Road
    • Tank For Tua
    • Thank Godwin
    • The Catalina Wine Mixon
    • The McCaffinator
    • The Mixon Administration
    • Thielen up your mom
    • This Gurley's on fire
    • Tommy Six Rings
    • Tyreek Down Hill
    • Under the InfluWentz
    • Unsolicited Dak Pics
    • Wats On My Chubb
    • Watt JuJu Say?
    • We Be Chubbin
    • Y-M-Kelce-A

      A bit more Inappropriate Fantasy Football Team Names

      Karen - keep scrolling. This list isn't for you. For everyone else, here are the best raunchy fantasy team names (that we can actually print!)

      • 7 Mile Spanking Machine
      • All Balls No Dick
      • Attack on Tightend
      • Backdoor Heat
      • BackfieldPenetration
      • Ballz Deep
      • Barry McCockiner
      • Beans Above The Frank
      • Big D and the Cram Sesh
      • Big Dak Energy
      • Blazing Beefeaters
      • CeeDeez Nuts
      • Dakin' Off
      • KareemPieCompilation
      • Kupp My Balls
      • New Orleans Taints
      • Septic Shockers
      • SuckaDitka
      • Suspiciously Large Package 2
      • Twat Waffles
      • Two Gurley's One Kupp
      • Zay My Name

      Classic Fantasy Football Team Names

      Starting the ginormous list off, we have some of the most classic Fantasy Football Team Names of All-time. While there are some true gems in here, we inevitably engrave these names dozens of times each season. 
      • Blood, Sweat & Beers
      • BLOWN COVERAGE
      • Chicago Beers
      • Christian Mingle
      • Cleveland Steamers
      • Da Bears
      • Fourth and DRUNK!
      • Game of Throws
      • JOE BUCK YOURSELF
      • Multiple Scoregasms
      • Murder Boner
      • No Punt Intended
      • Password is Taco
      • PRESTIGEWORLDWIDE
      • Sacks In The City
      • Schefter's Source
      • Scoregasm
      • Scranton Stranglers
      • Shake & Bake
      • Show Me Your TD's
      • Taco Corp
      • TDs & BEER
      • The Big Gronkowski
      • The Cosby Sleepers
      • The Inevitable Empire
      • The Pocket Dogs
      • The Replacements
      • THE Running Back University
      • The Shockers
      • The Underdog
      • The Usual Suspects
      • The Wizards From Oz
      • Three-N-Out
      • Titsburgh Feelers
      • Touchdown There
      • Turd Ferguson
      • Upper Deckers
      • Vinegar Strokes
      • Waiver Wire Jesus

      A Few More Clever Fantasy Football Team Names

      Looking for something a little more unique? See if any of these tickle your fancy:

          • Dan Quinn The Night Away
          • Don't Be A Kyren
          • Dude Burfict
          • Goff My Lawn
          • I Like Turtles
          • Lambeau Leapers
          • Last Place Pace
          • Sunday Sofa Squad
          • Madden Curse
          • Matt Shops at Ross
          • Fauci's Batcave
          • Cornpop was Bad-dude
          • AutopickDynasty
          • Bad Hombres
          • Taylor Swift Sucks

          Movie & TV themed Fantasy Football Team Names

          A few of the better movie or TV inspired fantasy football team names we've seen. 

          • A Cinderony Story
          • BobbyBouche
          • DIRTY MIKE AND THE BOYS
          • A Team Has No Name
          • Hodor's Hodors
          • Hot Chubb Time Machine
          • House Targaryen
          • Jakobi-Wan Meyers
          • Laces Out
          • Los Pollos Hermanos
          • Mother of Dragons
          • Obi-Wan Kamara
          • Sith Happens
          • Team America
          • The Mandolorian
          • The North Remembers
          • The StormCoopers
          • Whitner is Coming

          Avoid these blunders when selecting your team name:

          1. Don't use the same name from a prior season (exceptions can be made for dynasty leagues)
          2. Don't use the most played out names imaginable (Rollin w Mahomies & 2 Gurley's 1 Kupp) 
          3. Don't use your actual birth name (Nick's Ninjas.... nah)
          4. Don't bother using a fantasy football team name generator

          All four are off limits. Try harder.

          Why should you should care about crafting the BEST fantasy football team name?

          To the uninitiated, choosing a fantasy football team name may seem like an unimportant triviality. A mere formality to overcome before getting to the "real" stuff like drafting players and setting lineups. But to those who reside in the hallowed halls of fantasy football legendry, crafting the perfect team name is a sacred rite - a delicate art form deserving of the utmost respect and adulation.

          Indeed, many championship trophies have been hoisted, beer ceremoniously sprayed, and reputations forged squarely on the strength of a meticulously conceived team moniker alone. Countless fantasy managers have invoked the powers of a clever pun, timely pop culture reference, or well-timed innuendo to psyche out their opponents before the first meaningless August preseason game was even kicked off.

          The team name is emblazoned across our consciousness all season like the mark of the beast, taunting our foes with its effervescent wit and humor. It's more than just a random string of words - it's a battle cry, a manifesto, a proclamation of intent that we belong among the immortal fantasy general managers.

          So study your team's roster intently, take the temperature of current events, and consult your brainstem's humor catalysts. Muster every ounce of your creative energies and channel it into conceiving a fantasy football team sobriquet supremely worthy of inscription onto the most ostentatious trophy known to mankind. For on this quest lies the true fortune and glory of fantasy football.

            Conclusion:

            What did we miss? Be sure to browse all the comments below for some great user suggestions.(Props to everyone who's commented already!) We would also love to hear any funny fantasy football league names if you have a good one to share!

            While you're here, do your league a favor and pick up a fantasy football trophy or fantasy football championship belt for the upcomming season. We also offer premier fantasy football rings! Stop passing around that cheap plastic trophy and step it up already!

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            140 comments

            Drew

            Drew

            Playin With My Ditka
            Givens You the Dick!
            Breaston My Mouth
            Gronkey Punch

            Playin With My Ditka
            Givens You the Dick!
            Breaston My Mouth
            Gronkey Punch

            Mark

            Mark

            Last couple years, I can’t get away from the same name. “I’m Here So I Don’t Get Fined.” I still love it.

            Last couple years, I can’t get away from the same name. “I’m Here So I Don’t Get Fined.” I still love it.

            Mykie

            Mykie

            TACO’DELL

            TACO’DELL

            Kirk

            Kirk

            What about Trubiskits and Gravy??

            Biggest draft blunder of the year!

            What about Trubiskits and Gravy??

            Biggest draft blunder of the year!

            Jason Y.

            Jason Y.

            In the past I used…
            I’m a Man, I’m Forte!
            Skittles, Taste Dwayne Bowe
            Go Luck Yourself!

            In the past I used…
            I’m a Man, I’m Forte!
            Skittles, Taste Dwayne Bowe
            Go Luck Yourself!

            Smell mEifert

            Smell mEifert

            There are some great names in that list. I think mine is pretty awesome as well.

            There are some great names in that list. I think mine is pretty awesome as well.

            Raymond

            Raymond

            I’ll stick with “Hangin’ With Hernandez.”

            I’ll stick with “Hangin’ With Hernandez.”

            Stephen

            Stephen

            Group Sacks last year, the Slotty Team this year

            Group Sacks last year, the Slotty Team this year

            Baller

            Baller

            Rosa Parks in the shotgun

            Rosa Parks in the shotgun

            Donjulio

            Donjulio

            Finger blasting with JPP
            Morning Woodhead

            Finger blasting with JPP
            Morning Woodhead

            Gavin

            Gavin

            My team name this year is Under The InfluWentz!!! #FlyEaglesFly

            My team name this year is Under The InfluWentz!!! #FlyEaglesFly

            Matt Fallon

            Matt Fallon

            Team name last year; Gurley Gone Wild

            Team name last year; Gurley Gone Wild

            Allen Barnett

            Allen Barnett

            Make it Ertz so good

            Make it Ertz so good

            Jereny

            Jereny

            Eli’s man-thing

            Eli’s man-thing

            Jeff

            Jeff

            Ain’t no fun if Mahomes can’t get none.
            Boobie Dixon’s Transition

            Ain’t no fun if Mahomes can’t get none.
            Boobie Dixon’s Transition

            Steve

            Steve

            My team name last year was JackinGoff2GurleyPics

            My team name last year was JackinGoff2GurleyPics

            matt mcmillian

            matt mcmillian

            Caitlyn’s Balls OF Courage

            Caitlyn’s Balls OF Courage

            Jeremy

            Jeremy

            Back Dak A$$ Up!

            Back Dak A$$ Up!

            Cevus

            Cevus

            Monica loves Clinton dix haha was my name last year, cosbys sleepers was anther really good one I don’t know what to follow up last years with any help?

            Monica loves Clinton dix haha was my name last year, cosbys sleepers was anther really good one I don’t know what to follow up last years with any help?

            Keith

            Keith

            BIG A$$ TDS

            BIG A$$ TDS

            Ry

            Ry

            Love Ertz
            Mixon it up

            Love Ertz
            Mixon it up

            Andrew

            Andrew

            Last Chance Suh

            Last Chance Suh

            Jim

            Jim

            Admire my David Johnson

            Admire my David Johnson

            Matt

            Matt

            Carson Wentz The Bed

            Carson Wentz The Bed

            Mark S

            Mark S

            Flacco-ff

            Flacco-ff

            Kingswill

            Kingswill

            adrian beat-his-son

            adrian beat-his-son

            Kyle

            Kyle

            Belichick my balls

            Belichick my balls

            TS

            TS

            What about ‘Go Piss Yourself’?

            What about ‘Go Piss Yourself’?

            Bryan

            Bryan

            Zeke-E-Virus
            Manti-Theft-Device
            Taking-Dak-Sunday
            BeanAndBreesTaco

            Zeke-E-Virus
            Manti-Theft-Device
            Taking-Dak-Sunday
            BeanAndBreesTaco

            CC

            CC

            Mixon Martial Arts

            Mixon Martial Arts

            WC

            WC

            Smack My Mitch Up

            Smack My Mitch Up

            Bret

            Bret

            Dak- Zekeeee sauce
            Dak my bit$& up

            Dak- Zekeeee sauce
            Dak my bit$& up

            Jacob Vernon

            Jacob Vernon

            Make Amari-Carr Great Again!
            ShowMeYourTDs
            My Ditka Your Butkus
            Joe Buck Yourself

            Make Amari-Carr Great Again!
            ShowMeYourTDs
            My Ditka Your Butkus
            Joe Buck Yourself

            J.P. S.

            J.P. S.

            I really hate the player related names anymore. They’re the same each year it seems. Our league has some guys that break rule no 1 which irks the rest. My two names last year were The Wet Bandits(yes, home alone) and Aunt Betty’s Nut Butter. Only serious football fans will get that one haha

            I really hate the player related names anymore. They’re the same each year it seems. Our league has some guys that break rule no 1 which irks the rest. My two names last year were The Wet Bandits(yes, home alone) and Aunt Betty’s Nut Butter. Only serious football fans will get that one haha

            Jason Peters

            Jason Peters

            It Ertz when Eifert

            Theoriddickal Equations

            It Ertz when Eifert

            Theoriddickal Equations

            Michael kiefer

            Michael kiefer

            Forte ounces of Matty ice.

            Forte ounces of Matty ice.

            Johnny

            Johnny

            IluvTDs

            IluvTDs

            Jacob

            Jacob

            Tom brady and the heart breakers!

            Tom brady and the heart breakers!

            Chris S

            Chris S

            Eifert Maclin cheese!

            Eifert Maclin cheese!

            jr

            jr

            how did my buc-hole pirates not make this list ???

            how did my buc-hole pirates not make this list ???

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