{"product_id":"toilet-loser-trophy","title":"Toilet Loser Trophy","description":"\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003eSomebody has to finish last. And that somebody deserves to be remembered — permanently, publicly, and in antique bronze.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003eBehold: a toilet. Mid-flush. With a trophy cup circling the drain, which is the single most accurate depiction of your league's worst season ever committed to resin. It's tacky. It's magnificent. It's the only award in sports where the recipient has to physically carry it to their car while making eye contact with no one.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e6\" of solid resin shame\u003c\/strong\u003e, finished in a rich antique bronze so it looks almost respectable from across the room — right up until you get closer\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eLaser-engraved plaque on the front\u003c\/strong\u003e, with up to 3 lines of text for the loser's information. Name, year, final record, a nickname they'll never escape — your call. Engraving is forever, and so is this\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eA trophy swirling down the bowl\u003c\/strong\u003e, because nothing captures \"I started a player on bye week\" quite like it\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSits proudly on a mantle, a desk, or the loser's toilet tank\u003c\/strong\u003e, where it belongs\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003eHand it out at the draft. Make them keep it all year. Watch how much harder everyone plays in Week 14 when this thing is on the table.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eWinning is temporary. This is engraved.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"FantasyJocks","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":43954714050626,"sku":"TLT01","price":39.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0244\/9247\/files\/Toilet-Loser-Trophy-FantasyJocks-210702091.jpg?v=1783960540","url":"https:\/\/www.fantasyjocks.com\/products\/toilet-loser-trophy","provider":"FantasyJocks","version":"1.0","type":"link"}